What I did this weekend can pretty much be summed up in these three pictures. (Though I have about 400 more pictures and at least 20 videos than may or may not get posted in the future)



Other points of interest...
1. An eight hour train ride
2. Trying to find busses at midnight
3. Old dudes making weird kissing noises at us
4. Taking pictures of a random hot guy
5. Getting caught up in a fucking MOB
6. Climbing on giant stacks of ghost money (we're talking around 10 feet high)
7. Falling down on said ghost money when the guys pulled it from underneath my feet.
8. Getting in the way of
everyone9. Getting caught in ANOTHER giant mob, and then getting crushed against people (including creepy middle aged dudes whose crotches were pressed up against me)
10. Having a random girl turn to me, and say, in english "Hello! You are very beautiful!" (Apparently I am considered really attractive in Kaohsiung, this type of thing happened to me a lot there...)
11. Escaping the mob and falling asleep on the beach
12. Seeing shitloads of tiny little crabs
13. Getting lost when trying to find the bus station and asking random white people for help
14. Sleeping on little more than wooden boards covered with a blanket (and being surprising comfortable)
15. Taking pictures in the mouths of a giant tiger and giant dragon
16. Being mesmerized by the shiny sidewalks of Kaohsiung
17. Going in possibly the worst smelling bathroom I've ever encountered
18. Being stared at by guys on scooters while waiting for the bus (to be fair we were wearing really low cut shirts...)
19. Getting lost AT 11PM IN A STRANGE CITY after the damn bus driver let us off in the middle of fucking nowhere after demanding we pay him extra.
20. Deciding that we never ever EVER wanted to leave the Shui ever again (the Shui = Danshui, where we live)
And, um, more stuff... It's really nice to be back in the Shui.